Chapter 22 of the Peter and Gertrud Klopp Story – Part VIII

Exploring the Moselle Valley with my Brother Adolf

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Moselle River – Summer 1964

My brother Adolf was in the final year of his apprenticeship program at the Honeywell Company in Hanau. This city north of Frankfurt was not far from Koblenz. When the weather was fine, Adolf would make it a weekend practice to pick me up at the gates of the Falckenstein barracks. From there we went on trips in his venerable old VW beetle to explore together the beautiful Lahn and Moselle valleys. The summer of 1964 brought an exceptionally long period of sunshine quite unusual for this western part of Germany, when cloudy skies and rain often drove sun-seeking German tourists south to the Mediterranean beaches of Italy and Spain. On one of these fabulous weekends Adolf suggested a wine sampling tour all the way up the River Moselle to Trier, the ancient location of the imperial summer residence of the Roman emperors.

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Peter Relaxing in the Famous Wine Region of Germany

Having finally moved by two rendezvous with Biene at Lake Baldeney beyond a mere fantasy world to a more solid relationship, I felt carefree and cheerful. I readily agreed to Adolf’s proposal, and off we rolled into a westerly direction. Small towns and quaint villages, medieval castles on hill tops, the meandering river, the hills covered with the light green carpets of vineyards offered a magnificent view. At the town centers often located near the local fountain, vintners with samples from last year’s vintage were catering to the traveling tourists in the hope of selling their fine bottled wine. The labels on the bottles were just as alluring as they were their precious content. Some had grotesque, unusual, even titillating names, such as Zeller’s Black Cat, Bare Bottom, Dear Woman’s Milk, just to name a few. Adolf and I took full advantage of the incredibly inexpensive samples of the finest wines in the country. In high spirits we drove on to the next ‘watering hole’, sampled another exquisite wine, and kept on going from town to town, from sampling station to sampling station, like bees flitting from flower to flower savoring the delicious nectar. We happy-go-lucky brothers were singing, joking and drinking all the way to Trier, where Adolf feeling generous invited me to have dinner in a cozy restaurant not far from the historic Porta Nigra and the famous ruins of the Roman thermal baths.

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The Imperial Baths of Trier

It felt good to enter the cool premises of an inn after such a long ride through the sweltering summer heat. After a hearty meal we lingered over a cool refreshing beer while waiting for the heat in the valley to come down to a more tolerable level. Air conditioning in a VW was virtually nonexistent in those days.

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My Brother Adolf at the Thermal Baths at Trier

There I sat, a bit sleepy and drowsy from the wine and beer, listening half-heartedly to Adolf’s tirades against the American imperialists, the war in Vietnam, the killing of innocent women and children perpetrated by the American ice cream soldiers as he contemptuously called the GI’s, the exploitation of the working people, the advantages of socialism for the common people and the evils of capitalism. When Adolf was talking politics, a passionate fervor seized his entire being; his words poured out as if he had experienced all these real and imagined injustices himself. When the verbose eruption of truths, half- truths and lies had finally subsided with no notable effect on me, the apolitical person that I was at the time, Adolf returned to his congenial and humorous self again, ordered another beer for us from the pretty and courteous waitress and described her benevolently as a ‘nice kid’. Now it was time to introduce me to the kind of vocabulary that would definitely not be very useful for my later academic career. The stock of swearwords coming from the oil patch environment was quite impressive.

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Peter on a Sightseeing Tour with his brother Adolf

When he changed topics and began to talk with extravagant enthusiasm about Canada, I was all ears, even though he described a totally different country from the one I had learned from books. Adolf’s opening line for almost anything that had to do with Canada was, “Peter, with us in Canada things are like this.”

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Adolf taking a Roadside Break at the River Moselle

Before coming to Germany for a three-year stay, he had worked in the oil fields at Swan Hills in northern Alberta, where work was hard and money was plentiful. He loved to tell me stories of the rough-and-tumble of camp life. At payday many workers would rush to Edmonton, the capital city of Alberta, to spend their hard earned money on booze, women, and cars. Adolf having a good grip over his finances was not entirely immune to the lure of owning a shiny new car. In a sudden wave of nostalgia for the good old days at camp he described how he had once walked into a car dealer’s showroom and pointed at the latest model of an eight cylinder muscle car that he wanted to purchase on the spot. When the delighted salesman asked him how he intended to pay for it, Adolf’s moment of glory had come, which he now revived by telling the story to his kid brother.

“Why,” Adolf answered, “in cash, of course!” And with these words he pulled out a bundle of hundred dollar bills and counted out the full amount of the purchase price on the counter of the astonished salesman. Adolf never failed to make critical remarks about the painfully slow German bureaucracy that he had to put up with, when he bought his VW beetle in Germany.

“Peter, with us in Canada things are like this,” he used his opening pet phrase again. “With all the paper work done and the registration and insurance papers signed I drove that beauty of a car out of the dealer’s parking lot within less than an hour.” Having learned how things were done in Canada, I remarked that it was time to return to my barracks. The evening sun flooded the eastern mountains in a sea of gold. When Adolf and I arrived in Koblenz, the sun began to set and only the pinnacles of the volcanic Eifel Mountains were still reflecting the last rays of the day.

13 comments

  1. Raj Kumar · November 3, 2016

    Beautiful pictures, Sir

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  2. Bun Karyudo · November 4, 2016

    Buying a car there and then in cash must have been a shock for the salesman! I can’t imagine that’s ever been very common. Incidentally, I’d be interested to know the marketing strategy for the vineyard that sold “Bare Bottom.”

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    • Peter Klopp · November 4, 2016

      Yes, indeed that was very uncommon then and still is. But then my brother was quite a character, who enjoyed giving people joyful shocks. As to the Moselle riesling ‘Bare Bottom’ (Nacktarsch), I can only guess that the marketing strategy was to rely on the high quality of the wine and use the name as a teaser. If I remember correctly, the label on the bottle was quite explicit. For more information you can google Köver Nacktarsch. Have fun, Bun!

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      • Bun Karyudo · November 5, 2016

        I had a look, Peter. You’re right! The label is amusing. As well as the naughty little boy in the foreground, it looks like the one in the background is drunk!

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      • Peter Klopp · November 5, 2016

        The boys, so legend has it, had gone into the wine cellar and opened the tap of one of the barrels. They were caught and got a good spanking on their bottom. You are quite right, Bun. These naughty little boys were already drunk by the time they got caught.

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      • Bun Karyudo · November 5, 2016

        That’s a funny story. It sounds like a wine with a lot of character.

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  3. arv! · November 4, 2016

    Peter, was Adolf the reason why you moved to Canada too?
    Out here in India till mid 1990’s, owning a car was big things and it involved booking a car where delivery would take few months. but today you can walk in and drive out anything you fancy!

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    • Peter Klopp · November 4, 2016

      Yes, Adolf was the reason. But as you will find out later, Biene was the main reason. Soon you will find out why. I do not wish to reveal too much at this time.

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      • arv! · November 4, 2016

        Great Peter! I don’t wish to ruin your plans! will wait for things to unfold as you mentioned. I just asked you as it flashed in my mind…. 🙂

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      • Peter Klopp · November 4, 2016

        Thank you for your patience!

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      • arv! · November 4, 2016

        🙂

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  4. taphian · November 4, 2016

    I was always wondering why you went to Canada, now I know it, Peter. It’s very understandable because it’s a wonderful country with beautiful nature. Regards Mitza

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    • Peter Klopp · November 4, 2016

      My story has a few more twists and turns, which will explain why we made Canada our home country. Stay tuned, dear Mitza.

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